Now, allow me to write to the MAN while I flood your friend's page like you did to mine...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I turned henceakneeli in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last Tuesday I put money in laurie_bunter 's expired parking meter (14 points). In April I committed genocide... Sorry about that, adam_epp (-5000 points). In August on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In May I gave naviji a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4973 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely, bananakaya |
Dear Santa, what is the odd of getting
seven spankings for Christmas out of the ten love letters I wrote to you?
Ok. That means my resolution of being "Sexy, Sassy and Spirited"(aka my diet plan) works, right? Right. Right!
Thanks, Santa. I know I am THAT attractive.
Merry Christmas!
To those who love the holidays season and maintaining the tradition to celebrate Christmas, continue to enjoy soaking in that festive vibe. To those who had already done their Christmas shopping and munching, do procrastinate more on procrasination and do more shopping! Be generous. Help boost the economic. I mean, well. You can always execute that diet plan and your saving account after New year, you know?
That's what New Year's resolutions are for.
And for those who don't celebrate Christmas like I do...
(Yes. I used to hate Christmas!) Hey. It's a perfectly good excuse to do something nice for someone, especially to someone you love, someone who deserves a BIG "Thank you".
I'm sure there is bound to have someone who is secretly looking forward to be spanked by the sexy you...